I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
COCAINE IS GR8
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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