Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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