At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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