I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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