Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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