Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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