Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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