Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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