Yo dont text me then not text me
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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