I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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