can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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