If that was your dad, he is hot
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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