i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
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you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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