whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
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