i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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