Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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