Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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