Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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