everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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