You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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