I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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