i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings