Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.