Your dad touched me again.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
im holly from the hills drunk
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.