Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW