i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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