And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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