I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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