im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Pants are for mortals
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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