Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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