Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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