She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We left an ass print on the piano.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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