Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
its not stalking. its research.
farters have to be the big spoon...
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
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new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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