these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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