He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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