All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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