at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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