Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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