How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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