my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I touched a dick in church today
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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