Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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