We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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