loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Damn victory sex feels great
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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