Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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