is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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