We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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