So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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