Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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