just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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