you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You are the jesus of drinking
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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