I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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