but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
