adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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