You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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