Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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