i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Houston, we have a squirter
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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